STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH

Due other engagements with the Popcorn Avenger, this movie is being reviewed by MONSTER MIKE.

This film was the best out of the three preludes. It could have had more of the sinister Count Dooku, who was brilliantly played by Christopher Lee (also known for his roles as Dracula and Dr. FuManchu). It did have plenty of Natalie Portman (real name Natalie Hershlag), who is one of my two favorite Jewish Beauties in Hollywood (the other being Lisa Bonet). The good news for all you Obi-Wan Kenobi fans is that he is not portrayed as a moron in this movie, unlike episode 2 and the cartoon series. We finally get to see Obi-Wan Kenobi kick some arse. Sorry, we don't get to see Ewan McGregor's huge ding-dong in this movie, so you have to check out Trainspoting, if you want to see that. Everybody knows that in this movie we get to see Anakin Skywalker, played by Hayden Christensen, turn into Darth Vader. The transition from Anakin to Darth was done better than I expected. No Jar-Jar (okay just one very small scene) and no bratty kid with an ugly bowl haircut, so I would recommend watching Star Wars Episode 3 at least once at the movies.